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Slog PM: San Francisco Bans E-Cigarettes, Daddy Mueller Will Testify Before Congress, Joe Biden Loves Orange Gatorade

Source: www.thestranger.com - Tuesday, June 25, 2019
by Chase Burns Being illegal definitely won't make this sexier. HAZEMMKAMAL / GETTY IMAGES BREAKING: Dad is going to talk! Or at least just stand before Congress and point to his report after every question he gets asked. Robert Mueller has agreed to testify publicly before the House Intelligence and Judiciary committees on July 17. Chairman Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler just announced the news. “We look forward to hearing his testimony, as do all Americans," they added. Impeach The Mother Fucker Already, I added. Hickenlooper is more well-known than Jay Inslee: According to a survey published in the New York Times . The Times has kept track of which names of Democratic presidential candidates registered Democrats have heard, and the only change has been… Pete Buttigieg, who has seen a surge in recognition. The Times concludes that the "first six months of the Democratic primary have brought only one deep change: Pete Buttigieg has emerged as a well-known contender." Only one deep change? Have you met the #YangGang? If a man is what he eats: Then Joe Biden is "angel hair pomodoro, a caprese salad, topped off with raspberry sorbet with biscotti" followed by "Coke Zero, Regular Coke, Orange Gatorade and black coffee." That's what Biden requires to be in his dressing room during his paid speaking gigs, reports The Washington Post . I don't think anything screams "Grandpa Joe" more than angel hair pomodoro. San Francisco is the first

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